Fuck off, every monster who doesn't drop me a Dofus!

Figured I'd start this forum section off right.

Listen here, you cunt ass mother fuckers, I grind my ass off day in and day out to drop ONE GOD DAMN EGG, but you cheap, jew ass bastards don't want to just give me one? Come on. Are you not sick of me killing off your entire race? I know there isn't many soft oak's left. It's going to take hundreds of years for new ones to grow. Just give me a fucking turq!!!!!!!!!! Croc? How many times just Grozilla and Grasmere fuck to produce the amount of crocobulia's that I've killed? God damn get those 2 some pain killers. I want my fucking vulbis!!!! And as for you, Miss Dragoncunt, I'm coming for your ass. Oh yes, I'm going to unleash a hot steamy load 15 inches into your anal cavity real soon. I hope you're ready, because I cannot wait for it to happen.

*takes a deep breath* *holds it...* *keeps holding it......* *long dramatic exhale*

I'm done.

One day.... one day....

I dropped you a +11. STFU

I don't even remember writing this, but I must say, it's one of the most epic rants I've ever had ^_^ So much hate. It almost tops the first rant I was writing to Kayla when we started talking. The fabled "I'm going to hide in your attic until your asleep and sneak into your room to rape you" rant

So its my turn to drop a crimson right? <3